Exposed Breast Destroys Society

The August issue of "Babytalk" magazine featured a cover photo close-up of a baby nursing at his mother's breast. The picture, which has the profile of the baby as its focus and does not even have a hint of a nipple exposed, has triggered a total collapse of society as we know it.

In the week since the issue went on sale, law enforcement agencies have reported 78000 rapes, 215000 lesser sexual assaults, 63139 murders, 57200 home invasions, 40510 child abductions and 78 million citations for DUI. Several major cities including Seattle, San Francisco, Toronto and Regina have been completely leveled by rioting and looting. Both the American and Canadian military report that over 85% of their enlisted have deserted, many taking heavy weaponry, tanks and jets with them.

The last live reports from the collapsed major television networks showed mobs of crazed lunatics shreiking "burn, burn, burn!" encountering mobs of crazed lunatics shrieking "smash, smash, smash!" :

"Burn, burn, burn!"

"What? No,no - smash, smash, smash!"

"Not smash - burn, burn, burn!"

etc. The world is coming to an end. This will be our last blog entry.

Goodbye.