FBI Busts Terror Cell !

TERROR SUSPECTS DETAINED (above)

Today the FBI announced they had broken up a terrorist cell planning major attacks on American landmarks. Seven suspects, all under the age of ten, were arrested and detained outside the Tiny Terrors Daycare where the plot was alleged to have been hatched.

"The plot involved attacking landmarks across the state with mudpies and spitballs," stated FBI Agent Max Smart, "we found maps of the United States, homemade videotapes of landmarks like Disneyland and Warner Brothers Studios...even crude clay models of some of the targets. These kids are serious terrorists".

Details of the arrests document the terror tots revealing their hatred of the United States, and threatening American leaders. One six-year-old was heard to say: "President Bush is a stinky poo-head!" while a four-year-old suspect openly proclaimed: "I will pee on Mr Cheney!".

Authorities speculate that the suspects were recruited through jihadist cartoons they viewed on the internet. Daycare staff, who alerted the FBI to the plot, were all cleared of any involvement. All suspect's parents professed to knowing nothing about the terror cell.