Latest Al Qaeda Videos Panned

"The riffs are just not 'on', anymore", was rap star Fifty Cent's assessment of the latest Al Qaeda videos, "they're recycling the same old, tired tracks. I don't think these will spin in the 'hood".

All over the world, music video critics have had harsh words for recent releases from the terror-pop group Al Qaeda.

"They were hot, right after 9/11," commented pop diva Nelly Furtado, "there was a lot of passion in their work, back then. Everyone rushed out to download their latest videos. Now, they're yesterday's news. I mean - who is still watching their videos? Little cult groups of angry young losers and whacko religious fanatics, right? That's all".

"Nowheresville," was how legendary pop star Britney spears described the group. "And their videos? Borrrrrrring!"

Even the king of fashion critics, Mr. Black, was down on the latest Al Qaeda release:
"Tacky. Tack-eeee! Come on people! I mean, I understand 'traditional' - there's nothing wrong with that, but there's no excuse for looking like you've been sleeping in a cave. Take that nice Mr. Karzai - always regal, never tacky. And pinch those cheeks a bit before the camera comes on! I mean, really! It's a disgrace."