Kissinger Eats Banana Republic

Participants at last weeks Bilderberg group meeting in Ottawa were reportedly shocked to discover fellow participant Henry Kissinger lying semi-comatose in a hotel hallway, clutching his more than usually distended belly, after having consumed an entire Central American nation.

"It was amazing," stated a hotel porter who witnessed the culinary coup d'etat, "Uqbaragua wasn't a very big place, but he ate the whole country - the government, the military, the merchant class, the peasants...the towns, villages, fields, jungles, beaches...everything!"

When the portly prince of pernicious political policy recovered enough to sit up, Kissinger was overheard to mutter :
"Urrrrp! Excuse me".
"I am not a war criminal".